Sunday, October 14, 2012

Masking tape will stick to a rabbit

Annie is sick. I'm not having fun. In desperate attempts to appease the little chicklet I allowed her to play with a roll of masking tape which she decided to decorate the rabbit with. It wasn't a lot of masking tape. I'm sorry Fluffy but you're gonna have to take one for the team. My feeling is, if the rabbit is stupid enough to sit still more than a few seconds in the presence of a 2 year old then he has it coming. Mabel the highly strung cat knows the drill and has her escape routine carefully planned, whereupon sighting Annie, will go into a semi crouch position, tail still (you don't want to draw attention to that shit) establishing the quickest route away from the chubby handed one. Unfortunately Fluffy isn't the brightest crayon in the box. He repeatedly tries to have sex with the peg basket and eat his own poo. Yes, they do that apparently. So you see, the masking tape thing was probably a pleasant escape from the regular mundane rabbit business for the little guy.
'Masking Tape Head' by Annie

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